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Sal comes in room, 9:55pm
Sal: Mom, I can't sleep. I'm not the average person.
Me: What? Go to bed!
Sal: The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes. OH MY GOD IS THAT A 9VOLT BATTERY?! CAN I PUT IT ON MY TONGUE?
Me: What is wrong with you?
Sal: CAN I?!!!! I love how it feels.